**To:** You
**Subject:** celery juice for your face?? ok fine i tried it
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500k TikTokers can’t be totally wrong — but they’re not totally right either. Byroe’s Celery Green Serum is basically what happens when wellness girlies discover skincare chemistry.
The real plot twist? It smells exactly like a cold-pressed juice bar. Not in a cute way. In a “did I just order a smoothie” way.
It’s $80 for 1 oz. The claim that got me: “celery juice for your face” — aka a hydration bomb that also calms redness and gives you that glass-skin thing without the glass-skin price tag (lol, it’s still $80).
Celery Water (yes, it’s first)
Hydrates without being sticky — absorbs in like 12 seconds flat.
Green Tea + Fermented Extracts
Antioxidant party. But also why it smells like lawn clippings.
Hyaluronic Acid (the lightweight kind)
Plumps without that weird tacky film.
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It’s not just celery water. The formula is surprisingly clean — no fragrance, no denatured alcohol. The hero lineup is actually solid for sensitive or dehydrated skin.
- Celery Seed Extract: anti-inflammatory that actually calms redness
- Beta-Glucan: moisture barrier repair without the grease
- Green Tea Ferment: brightening + antioxidant, not irritating
- Panthenol: helps anything heal faster
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It’s like thick water. Not gel, not oil — just… liquid that somehow clings to your skin. Pat it in and it disappears. Zero residue. Kind of addictive.
Week 2: my redness dialed down. Not gone, but quieter. Unexpected win? It didn’t break me out. I half-expected the celery to do something weird.
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My skin looked calmer — less angry, more even. Not brighter, not tighter, just… chill. The glow is real but subtle — think “I slept 8 hours” not “I’m a light bulb.”
Photo: Jocelyn Morales / Unsplash
It’s a good serum for calm hydration. TikTok oversold it — but if your skin is easily pissed off, this might be the chill pill it needs.