Is Glossier Balm Dotcom Reformulation Better or Worse?

Reformulation Alert
They changed the cult-favorite formula—and loyal fans are split.
Expert Analysis · Honest Reviews · Real Results
1.🍊The Orange Stick Shrink

Okay, so you heard the rumors—they swapped out the lanolin. I panicked, bought three tubes of the old formula on eBay, and then *actually* tried the new one. Plot twist: I might not need my emergency stash.

The tube is noticeably smaller, which is annoying, but the new squeeze mechanism means I’m not wasting product digging my nail into the side. That alone changes the game for me.

2.🔬What Changed, Exactly

It’s still $18 for the mini (the full size is gone, rip), and Glossier claims it’s “more moisturizing” than before. The old one was basically a thick, waxy petroleum jelly. This one is trying to be an actual skincare product.

1

Squeeze Tube

No more sticky cap residue on your fingers, but you can’t get the last 20% out.

2

Thinner Texture

It glides on like a balm, not a paste. Feels less like lip glue.

3

Clear Formula

The tinted shades are now sheerer. Less pigment, more shine.

Cosmetic serums arranged on clear, circular plates.

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3.🧪Inside The Tube

The old formula was 90% lanolin—great for sealing, terrible if you’re allergic. This one swaps in synthetic squalane and castor seed oil. It’s a totally different beast.

  • Squalane: Lighter than lanolin, sinks in fast
  • Castor Seed Oil: Adds a glossy, plumping look
  • Beeswax: Keeps it thick enough to stay put
  • Vitamin E: The only antioxidant that actually survives shipping
A variety of cosmetics and makeup products on a table

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4.💋The Slip Test

First swipe: it feels like a luxury lip oil that decided to thicken up. The old one sat *on* my lips like a shield; this one melts in within 20 seconds. My lips feel wet, not waxy.

Week two: I’m not reaching for it as often because it doesn’t “fix” my chapped lips instantly. But my lips aren’t peeling anymore. The shine lasts about 45 minutes, which is decent for a balm.

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One Thing: Apply this to *damp* lips—straight after a sip of water. It locks in that moisture way better than on dry skin.
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5.⚖️The Verdict

My fine lines around the mouth look softer because the squalane actually hydrates, rather than just trapping dead skin. But the old formula was better for overnight slugging—this one absorbs before I fall asleep.

Buy if
You hated the greasy film of the original and want a daytime balm that works under lipstick.
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Skip if
You have severely cracked winter lips—you need the old lanolin thickness, stat.
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Worth it?
For $18, it’s mid-tier. It’s good, but it’s basically a fancy Aquaphor now.
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6.📞Final Call

It’s not better or worse—it’s just *different*. If you want a pretty, glossy everyday balm, this wins. If you wanted a heavy-duty repair mask in a cute tube, you’ll be disappointed.

7.5/10
Better for daily wear, weaker for deep repair
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Where to Buy: Get it directly from Glossier during their next sale—don’t pay full price for this one.