I caved to the hype and used the Drunk Elephant Protini cream every single day for 30 days. No cheating.
The real test? Seeing if a moisturizer could actually make my 35-year-old skin look less tired by 9 AM.
It’s the Drunk Elephant Protini Polypeptide Moisturizer. $68. They claim it visibly firms and improves skin texture. Bold.
Texture
A light, whipped gel-cream that disappears on contact.
Scent
Completely fragrance-free — smells like nothing, in a good way.
Packaging
Airless pump. Feels fancy, gets every last drop out.
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The hero is a signal peptide blend — it’s supposed to tell your skin to make more collagen. Not a moisturizer that sits on top, but one that tries to work from within.
- Signal Peptides: May support collagen production
- Pygmy Waterlily: Antioxidant for dullness
- Soybean Fructose: Hydration that pulls from the air
- Sh-Oligopeptide: Another peptide for skin firming
Photo: Fleur Kaan / Unsplash
Week 1: The texture is unreal. Cool, silky — absorbs in under 15 seconds. My makeup slid on smoother immediately. A+ for feel.
Week 2-3: My skin felt…thicker? Not in a bad way. More resilient. But I noticed zero difference on a fine line I was watching. It hydrated, but didn’t erase.
My skin was consistently hydrated, calm, and had a nice bounce. But “firming”? That’s a stretch. It’s a fantastic moisturizer, not a facelift.
It’s a great moisturizer. Is it a miracle? Absolutely not. I’ll use the jar, but I’m not rushing to repurchase at that price.