You don’t just buy this cream — you buy into a legend. A NASA physicist, a lab accident, a miracle broth.
The real magic? The ritual. You have to warm it between your fingers to “activate” it. Feels like a spell.
It’s a moisturizer. For $205. The claim? That miracle broth heals and soothes like nothing else. I had to know.
The Broth
Fermented sea kelp and nutrients, the brand’s entire raison d’être.
The Jar
Heavy, cold, satisfyingly clinical. You feel the cost in your hand.
The Scent
Subtle, clean, oceanic. Not perfumey — smells expensive and sterile.
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Forget the fairy tale. The star is the “Miracle Broth™” — fermented sea kelp. It’s an antioxidant and skin-soother.
The rest is a very good, very rich moisturizing base. Lime tea extract provides more antioxidants. That’s the core.
- Miracle Broth™: fermented sea kelp for soothing & antioxidant support
- Lime Tea Extract: more antioxidants
- Mineral Oil: classic occlusive to lock in moisture
- Glycerin: humectant to draw in water
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Thick. Like cool, dense whipped butter. It turns translucent as you warm it — then melts into a silky veil.
After two weeks, my skin was undeniably calmer. But the biggest surprise? My husband asked if I’d gotten Botox. Zero irritation.
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My dry patches vanished. Complexion looked plumper, more even. But it’s not a wrinkle eraser. It’s a supreme soother.
It’s exceptional at what it does. But it’s a luxury item, not a miracle. You pay for the myth as much as the moisturizer.