You know the one. The opaque, heavy jar that feels like it costs more than your electric bill.
The real magic—or marketing—is in the ritual. You have to warm it between your fingers to “activate” it. Feels fancy. Or fussy.
It’s a moisturizer. $205 for 1 oz. I tried it because the “miracle broth” story is too wild to ignore—fermented sea kelp, sound of the ocean, all that.
The Ritual
Warming it transforms the thick cream into a translucent oil.
The Scent
Clean, faintly oceanic—like a very expensive spa towel.
The Feel
Heavy. This isn’t a daytime under-makeup cream.
Photo: Kaeme / Unsplash
The hero is their proprietary “Miracle Broth™”—a nutrient-rich ferment. The rest is a classic, elegant moisturizer base. It’s about the broth.
- Miracle Broth™: Their fermented sea kelin blend, meant to soothe
- Lime Tea Extract: An antioxidant
- Mineral Oil: A classic occlusive to lock in moisture
- Glycerin: A humectant to draw in water
Texture is dense—like cold butter. It melts into a serious, glossy finish. My skin felt protected, like it had a silk barrier.
Surprise: It didn’t break out my combo skin. Bigger surprise: The glow is unreal. But hydration? My $30 hyaluronic acid serum does that.
My dry patches vanished overnight. Flakiness gone. But fine lines? Pores? No movement. This is supreme comfort, not a transformation.
It’s a phenomenal moisturizer with a mythical story. Is it a miracle? No. It’s a very expensive, very effective hug for your face.