Okay, I caved and bought the damn R.E.M. Beauty Eclipse Lip Oil because my FYP wouldn’t shut up about it. $20 for a lip oil better make my lips look like I just got paid to cry in a couture gown.
The reality check? It’s a gloopy, glittery situation that smells like a vanilla cupcake had a baby with a highlighter. It’s not *bad*, but it’s not magic, either.
It’s a “lip oil” but honestly, it wears more like a liquid balm with shimmer. The claim is 12-hour hydration, which is a bold-faced lie for anything that isn’t a lip mask.
The Applicator
It’s a huge, squishy doe-foot that deposits way too much product—you’ll be wiping half of it off.
The Shimmer
It’s finely milled, so it looks like wet glass rather than chunky glitter, which is the only thing saving it.
The Scent
Strong vanilla sugar. Think frosting, not subtle. If you hate sweet scents, run.
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The formula is actually decent on paper—it’s packed with oils that actually soften, not just sit on top. But it relies on the shimmer to give the illusion of plumpness rather than any stinging pepper juice.
- Jojoba Oil: Sinks in fast, gives true moisture
- Moringa Oil: Lightweight barrier that doesn’t feel greasy
- Vitamin E: The antioxidant that keeps it from going rancid
- Peppermint Oil: A tiiiiny tingle to fake the plump
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First swipe: thick. Like, honey-thick. It glides on clear but settles into a sticky film that catches my hair when the wind blows. Not cute.
Two weeks in? I only reach for it when my lips are already smooth. If they’re chapped, this just sits on top of the flakes like a shiny band-aid. It *does* last through a coffee without needing a re-up, which is rare.
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My lips stayed soft for about an hour after wiping it off, but it didn’t transform my texture. It’s a pretty topper, not a treatment. The shine is gorgeous, but the stickiness is a daily annoyance.
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It’s a pretty lip gloss with a fancy title. If you want the aesthetic, get it, but don’t expect skincare results.