So Travis Kelce made a moisturizer that looks like a mini hoodie. I pressed “add to cart” before the Super Bowl even ended.
The packaging is genuinely funny — but I needed to know if the stuff inside was worth more than a viral photo op. Spoiler: it’s not a gag gift.
It’s a 50ml cream in a silicone hoodie-shaped jar. $38. The claim: “hydration that lasts like a fourth-quarter drive.” Cute. I rolled my eyes too.
Thick, Not Greasy
Goes on like a dense cloud — disappears into skin in about 12 seconds.
The Hoodie Lid
Fully removable, washable, and weirdly satisfying to pop on and off. My desk coworkers think I’m insane.
Scent-Free
No cologne vibe. Just clean, neutral cream smell. Thank god.
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They loaded it with ceramides and squalane — the boring, reliable workhorses of moisturizing. No trendy mushroom or snail goo here. Just solid basics.
- Ceramides NP: Plugs the gaps in your moisture barrier — less thirsty skin by morning
- Squalane: Mimics your skin’s natural oils, sinks in without sitting on top
- Glycerin: The MVP. Draws water into skin like a magnet
- Tocopherol: Vitamin E. Soothes redness. Doesn’t do much else
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First pump: dense, almost stiff. I thought “this is going to sit on my face like glue.” Then it melted. Like butter hitting a warm pan. Weirdly satisfying.
Week two: my usual dry patches around my nose? Gone. But it’s not magic — I still needed eye cream. The hoodie doesn’t fix everything.
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My skin looked calmer. Less red. But the fine lines under my eyes? Same as before. It’s a solid hydrator, not a time machine.
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It’s a legit moisturizer hiding inside a novelty item. The hoodie gets you in the door. The cream makes you stay.