This whole thing started with two guys and their grandma’s cold-pressed juice recipes. Seriously.
The real magic isn’t the story — it’s that they turned a philosophy about eating your greens into something you wash down the drain. A weird flex, but it works.
It’s a $38 gel cleanser. I tried it because they claim it cleans without stripping — a line so many brands blow. This one mostly doesn’t.
Cold-Pressed Everything
They treat kale like it’s olive oil.
No-Fuss Packaging
The bottle is satisfyingly heavy — feels expensive, not cheap.
Vegan & Leaping Bunny
Clean credentials are legit, not just marketing fluff.
Photo: Felipe Vieira / Unsplash
It reads like a smoothie menu. Kale, spinach, green tea — all cold-pressed to preserve antioxidants. They’re not feeding your skin, they’re fighting free radicals from pollution.
- Kale: packed with vitamins C, E & K
- Spinach: a hydrating antioxidant
- Green Tea: calms inflammation
- Alfalfa: has skin-identical minerals
It’s a vibrant, thin gel that smells like a fresh-cut lawn — in a good way. Lathers into a light, slippery foam. Not that dense, creamy kind.
After two weeks, my skin felt balanced. Not “squeaky clean” (which is bad), but soft. The surprise? It removes light makeup, but a stubborn mascara needs help.
My morning redness chilled out. Skin felt consistently calm. Did it transform my complexion? No. It just became a stupidly reliable workhorse.
It’s a beautifully executed, simple idea. Not life-changing, but a solid staple. The story makes you feel good, the product makes your skin feel good.