Okay, so you’ve heard the whispers — Glossier swapped out the sheep grease for vegan waxes. I ignored it until I squeezed a tube of the new Glossier Balm Dotcom and felt the texture shift immediately.
This isn’t a tweak. It’s a full personality transplant, and I needed to know if my chapped winter lips were doomed.
It’s still $16 for 0.5 oz, and they still push that satisfying “squeeze the tube” marketing. But the formula? Completely re-engineered to be vegan.
Texture Shift
It’s less waxy-buttery and more like a thick, clear gel — think Vaseline’s younger, cooler sibling.
Scent Profile
The Original mint flavor is gone; it’s now unscented, which is a bummer for fans of the tingle.
Shine Factor
The gloss is real. It leaves a high-shine, almost lacquered look that lasts about 20 minutes before fading to a normal sheen.
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They swapped lanolin for a blend of plant waxes and oils. It’s clever, but it behaves completely differently on the lip barrier. Here’s the lineup:
- Castor Oil: Adds that immediate slip and shine
- Candelilla Wax: The vegan replacement for beeswax, gives structure
- Shea Butter: Sinks in fast, but doesn’t sit on top like lanolin did
- Jojoba Esters: Mimics sebum to soften, but it’s lighter than lanolin
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First swipe: it glides on like liquid silk, not the thick paste you’re used to. It feels wet for a second, then sets into a tacky film that doesn’t move.
By week two, I noticed my lips weren’t as “plump” as they were with the old formula — the lanolin held water in; this just seals what’s already there. It’s a subtle but crucial difference. It doesn’t heal; it protects.
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My lips didn’t crack, but they didn’t transform either. It’s a great barrier shield for windburn, but it lacks the overnight-repair magic of the original.
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The new formula is objectively smoother and prettier on the lips, but it lost the medicated, healing soul that made it a cult classic. It’s a good balm now, not a magic one.